10. Christina Applegate (Samanta Who?) - "Now you are the resentful one because you look less than super in the face of my super dooper."
9. Michelle - "Sometimes when I see people walking out of a bar with a bag of dog food in their arms I realize I'm in Oregon."
8. Andrew (To Justin) - "Did you know it takes eight pounds of direct pressure to crush a human testicle?"
7. Will - "What's red & orange & looks good on a hippie? Fire."
6. Ed Diaz - "Beer is Universal."
5. John Mayer - "I was finishing dinner at a restaurant last night. The waitress asked, 'you want a box for that?' I said 'no, but I'll wrestle you for it.'"
4. Poupe - "Is there strawberry in the mango? Then no."
3. Todd Sucherman - "Now, do I only get two eggs in the half hour time slot?"
2. Bentley as Jean Claude Van Damme - "If the bubbles are small, give your friend a call. If the bubbles are big, don't."
1. Customer - "Your nativity scene in the window offends me."
Paul - "Isn't that great!"
Customer - *confounded*
Paul - "You can be offended, we can still do whatever we want, & no one goes to jail!"
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