the anticipated death of stye

You know what stye are? They're this super painful, gross, red pimple-type growth that forms on your eyelid. Monday evening I felt one coming on & yesterday it was starting to swell up a little bit. Last night I woke up to an eyelid that would only open one-third of the way & this huge, painful entity had established itself on my right eyelid. Disgusting! I used conventional methods to discourage any further growth- I cursed it. Actually, I really just used eye drops & hot wash rags placed appropriately over my eye. Because of it's unnecessary pain & ridiculous size I've decided that it needs a name of it's own, so soon we will witness the death of Frankenstye.